Q: What do scarlett johansson, vin diesel, gisele bundchen, ashton kutcher, joseph fiennes and alanis morissette have in common?
A: They all have a twin!
Bet you didn't know that. (Okay sorry I'm reading tabloids now)
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AND OKAY I FUCKING SWEAR THESE BALDING MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVE GOT TO STOP COMING OVER TO THE OFFICE TO LOOK FOR A 'VELVETY SOAPY MASSAGE' BECAUSE I HAVE TO FUCKING GET THE DOOR LIKE TEN THOUSAND TIMES A DAY AND REJECT THEM WHILST WANTING SO BADLY TO YELL 'THIS IS NOT A MASSAGE PARLOUR YOU SLEAZEBAG AND DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW YOU'RE HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?'
Stupid men. >:\ ---
I have resorted to repeating activities in the office like someone with obsessive-compulsive behviour, mainly because I'm the only one on my level and I'm going crazy with having absolutely nothing to do (hence the multiple entries).
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ---
Well, I never saw it coming And I should've started running A long, long time ago And I never thought I'd doubt you, I'm better off without you More than you, more than you know
-HEADBANGS
On a more serious note, things are falling back into place; maybe not completely, but at least it's getting there. And muchas gracias to the friends I love; you do know that I won't be where I am now without you right?
birdy: thank you for always being there with your wise words and bringing me on random trips out to cheer me up
huis: thank you for our telepathic and therapeutic online/phone conversations; come back soon because you _______ me (hahaha SICK!)
siew: you are the epitome of unconditional love, and I know that no matter what happens you will never leave my side :)
and of course the awesome foursome (you know who you are) for your infectious company and for the neverending whining sessions that I have to endure; well done I am now officially deaf to all forms of whinging and deh-ing.
I think enough's been said and done with regards to everything, so in all senses of the word,
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